On cruise ships, I'm told, the average weight gain is 10 pounds.
I don't know if that happened to me, because I threw out my scale long ago, but I can tell you that the food on the ship was abundant, and for dinner, I had a starter and a salad and a main course and chocolate every day. And that first felt novel and luxorious, but by the end of the time, I felt remarkably blase about the size and structure of my meals.
We also went to the gym religiously, and I fell in love with the treadmill, an interest that has continued since leaving the ship, although the treadmill at my gym doesn't look out on the water, and it doesn't show me my calorie expenditure and distance as regularly as my dear machine on the ship did.
So, I don't think I gained 10 pounds, but I had this thought that once I left the ship, I would start eating the way I did before I ever took the cruise, and that hasn't happened yet. Chocolate still appears to be a daily staple, and today I went out for a serious dinner with my parents at a place that my dentist had recommended to me, Michael Mina's in San Francisco.
It was a great place with an awful piano player, a musician who my parents complained was too loud, although he was parked in the lower lobby downstairs from the restaurant, but my theory is that it wasn't really the volume, but the fact that he butchered the classics he selected.
But the food was great. Everything was in trios. Everything was dollhouse-sized and beautiful. You could order a 3 or a 7 course meal. We, being generally pragmatic folk, went for the 3. A lobster trio was our amuse bouche, with one of them being a lobster corn dog about the size of my pinkie. We all had three types of scallops as our starter, and then my stepmother had duckling, I had beef, and my father had fish. On the cruise ship, I had rediscovered Bernaise sauce, something that I remembered from my youth when French cooking was a la mode. I ate steak with Bernaise sauce twice in two different venues, each time a revelation. Each time, I thought I would not experience this again for a long time, if ever. Then less then a week goes by, and here it is again. For dessert, I had chocolate. It was really good chocolate, and i finished it and felt like I had reached the end of a chocolate chapter, and I would seriously have to close the book now for a while.